EAT ME BIO

A few years back our heroes ,Gordy and Gary, shared a duplex in Downtown San Jose. Gordy in between tours and Gary in between jobs would occupy their days with shooting bb guns, talking shit and making a mad scramble at 4pm to shower and make it look like they did something before their girls got home at 5pm. At some point the two ended up in front of the TV watching cooking shows and being completely pissed about how said shows were written and presented. It was at this point that these two luminaries decided to put their money where their mouths were (literally) and film a cooking show. The first show on shredded beef enchiladas was a hit! With the help of their friends bands contributing killer music for the background and Gary’s “left of center” view of editing the first episode of “Eat Me” took third place in a cooking show festival that encompassed all of the US and Canada. Unfortunately the show’s progress was halted because of Gordy thinking he was Peter Pan and touring the world doing that stupid music thing. Now in 2005 Eat Me has revved up again and is cranking out episodes as well as contributing culinary secrets to the magazine Punk Rock Confidential. Currently Eat Me is entertaining offers for television and dvd contracts.

 The Eat Me Empire is growing. You can't spell "grEAT MEals" without EAT ME.

GORDZILLA – TALE OF THE TAPE

Born: April 7, 1972. Napa, CA
Eyes – Blue
Hair –Changes
Height – 6’1”
Weight – In the red zone
Resides – Downtown San Jose, CA
Status – Married
Stage Credits – Aesops Fables, Barnum, The Music Man, Greese
Bands – The Knowhere Men, SLIP, The Forgotten, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards
Misc. – Playing songs on Rancid Radio (fungus 53)
Fav. Food – Leg of Lamb
Fav. Drink – Gin rocks with a lemon twist and 2 olives.

BIG GAR – TALE OF THE TAPE

Born – who cares
Eyes -brown
Hair –graying
Height – 5’ 10”
Weight – ever increasing
Resides – Downtown San Jose, CA
Status – Married
Stage Credits – Produdes videos for The Odd Numbers, The Forgotten, The Shitkickers, Bodies in the Basement and many more.....
Bands – Not Hot, The Corndogs
Misc. – skater, should have been pro bitch!
Fav. Food – meat
Fav. Drink – Colorado Kool-aid

FAQ

Q: Where can you see Eat Me?
A: you can’t yet. We are trying to get a DVD or network deal and couldn’t do that by giving away the show. We will be showing some segments on pod casts in the near future.

Q: Why don’t you do the type of meals served in fancy restaurants by trained chefs?
A: Cuz we aint trained chefs. We believe cooking is a fun “trial and error” hobby that anyone can do – and we show ya that end of it.

Q: Where are you based out of?
A: Downtown San Jose and the  95008

Q: where do you film?
A: Anywhere there is a kitchen people will let us cook in

Q: Why do you eat animals?
A: Because they are made out of meat.

Q: How often do you film?
A: whenever we have enough money for new tapes and all the groceries

Q: What is your favorite cooking show?
A: Eat Me! Duh! Other than that we enjoy Alton for his science, Emeril for his flare and the Iron Chefs for thier creativity.